You’ve got mail? You’ve got to be kidding.

Just received a twelfth copy of an email entitled “Fw: Fw: Fw: Re:” from your Uncle Elmer full of pictures of kittens eating cheeseburgers? Tired of reading the same chain letter email from five family members? It’s time to put your foot down.

Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the earth yet?

Are you sure you want to know?

It pays to be late … ?

I usually get to work well before 9 AM, but since my daughter woke up last night at about 3 AM (and, really, mostly because I’m lazy), I woke up late and didn’t get out the door in time. But I did end up getting to work around 9 AM, and I was lucky enough to time my arrival in coincidence with a pretty cool sight:

Songs From the Beautiful Rebellion

Warning: none of this makes any sense. It’s not supposed to. If you can’t stand the inanity and you really want to know what it’s all about…

Songs From the Beautiful Rebellion: The Interview

This is an actual interview, in its entirety, that may help explain the mind of the man whose prolific prose stars in Songs From the Beautiful Rebellion. And, I assure you, the only edits made are those made in an attempt to protect the “innocent” (until proven guilty).